Motherhood quote of the day:

“Thus far the mighty mystery of motherhood is this: How is it that doing it all feels like nothing is ever getting done.” ~~ Rebecca Woolf

Motherhood quote of the day:

"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids."~~Unknown

*I will be switching it up in July, instead of motherhood quotes, I am going to post funny quotes relating to any subject...there are so many good ones out there*

Motherhood quote of the day:

Well, I barely made it today, it's 11:20pm so it still counts for today.

"Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next."~~Franklin P. Jones

Motherhood quote of the day:

"Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible."~ ~Marion C. Garretty

Motherhood quote of the day:

(From a prayer for her daughter): “…And should she choose to be a mother one day, be my eyes, Lord, that I may see her, lying on a blanket on the floor at 4:50 A.M., all-at-once exhausted, bored, and in love with the little creature whose poop is leaking up its back.”
~ Tina Fey (from “Bossypants“)

Motherhood quote of the day:

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."~~Bill Cosby

*Sorry I missed yesterday.

Motherhood quote of the day:

"If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, "keep away from children"."~~Susan Savannah

Motherhood quote of the day:

*It's not exactly a motherhood quote, but I think it is appropriate.

"Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning."~~Author Unknown

Motherhood quote of the day:

"The joys of motherhood are never fully experienced until the kids are in bed."~~Author Unknown

Motherhood quote of the day:

"It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it."~~The Golden Girls

Motherhood quote of the day:

"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"~~Milton Berle, American actor/comedian

Motherhood quote of the day:

"The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable."~~Lane Olinhouse, 20th-century American writer

*As a mother who likes to crochet, this is oh so very very true :)

Motherhood quote of the day:

It's not exactly a quote today, but I couldn't pass this up!

Motherhood quote of the day:

"...it is still the biggest gamble in the world.  It is the glorious life force.  It's huge and scary-it's an act of infinite optimism."~~Gilda Radner, American comedian

Motherhood quote of the day:

"The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old  is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old"~~Jean Kerr, American playwright

Motherhood quote of the day:

"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."~~Phyllis Diller, American comedian

Motherhood quote of the day:

"Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching."~~Fran Lebowitz, American writer

Motherhood quote of the day:

"Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease."~~Lisa Alther, American writer